The Warp Pipe

A portion of a Guardian review…

Previously, this film’s producer, Jerry Bruckheimer, managed to create a hugely successful big-screen franchise out of a mere theme-park ride. Creating a film from a video game may have looked much less of a challenge. Yet more has turned out to be less. Out of almost nothing, he was able to create characters and narratives that could spring into life on celluloid. From a cornucopia of apparent riches, he’s now brought forth a dud.

Mami Itoh’s Darkstalkers / Red Earth: Maleficarum

- due out in October

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Tim Kitzrow is the man behind the original NBA Jam announcer’s voice. He’s returning for NBA Jam on Wii, and now he’s dedicated his voice to reading all the possible catch-phrases lined up. Hit up the link below to check them out for yourself!

Have you entered any catch-phrases in the NBA Jam contest? If not, you still have some time. The only problem is, there’s some stiff competition to take down! Check out some of the best catch-phrase suggestions below.

“Diagnosis: You suck!”
“Droppin’ a deuce!”
“That man has some dunk in his trunk.”
“No shoot for you!”
“Call him airplane food, ‘cause he’s nasty in the air!”